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FLASHBACK: Because I’m still on vacation…
Commercialism, fucking annoying holiday music, flagrant overconsumption of electricity for stupid pimped-out light displays, spending money on other people for something other than coke, weird relatives, guilt, forced church/synagogue attendance, the falsified existence of an omniscient fat-bellied altruist designed to induce paranoia and compliance in snot-spattered children, attempting to spell “Hanukkah” whilst trashed on Manischewitz, Salvation Army ringers, getting your pipe past airport security and God. All that and hipsters still don’t hate the holidaze.
